Cheap Ass Rhymes
Hi! This isn’t a plugin. It’s a side project… in purely text form. Copy and paste it if you’d like a local copy of this!
Cheap Ass Rhymes is a tiny library crossing several concepts of interest to lyric-writing. One is the concept of vowel sounds in singing: the rhymes are organized by sound, like ‘AAAH’ or ‘EEEE’. Several of the vowels are also given a special category, ‘sustain’: these are the words where you could hang on the vowel for an extended time, or even leave off the end of the word and still get the meaning across. You’re meant to move across the vowel sounds in a comfortable way, akin to ‘melodic math’ in pop hit writing. You can also reach for an adjacent category for a real cheaty rhyme that’s kinda right but not a real rhyme
The other concept comes from the XKCD “Up Goer Five” concept, which is about describing things with the ten hundred most common words in English. There’s a handy text editor, but it doesn’t come with a rhyming dictionary. There’s also a book, Thing Explainer!
Cheap Ass Rhymes is the crossing of these concepts. It’s the same pool of words (not labeled Up Goer Five as that’s XKCD property) but organized to enable lyric writing, roughly in order of how high the vowel sound is. The brightest vowel is EEEE, a good shrieking vowel is IIII, EEAH is your classic rock-n-roll scream, EAAH is a hard ‘A’ sound that can project a lot, UHH and URR make for death metal vocals, and so on. You can write very accessible pop songs through reaching for this rhyming dictionary. It’ll give you all the low-hanging fruit: fill in other words as needed, or stick to the Cheap Ass Rhymes for maximum pop reach! Hope you like it :) Read More